Discover the most prehistoric deals on dinosaurs with us. From T-Rex to Velociraptors, we've got it all!
Explore a wide range of services including dino tracking, dino grooming, and dino transport.
Our world-renowned chefs are ready and happy to cook you up some dino! We use other people's pets to cook our meals!
Give your dino the pampering it deserves with our expert grooming services, making them the envy of the Mesozoic.
We have the best teams of lawyers ready to make sure no one infringes on your rights to kill endangered animals!
See what our clients have to say about their lethal experiences with us.
I never thought I could afford my own T-Rex until I found Michael's! Now I can easily poach these endangered animals anytime I like! - Jane P.
Happy Customer
The dino grooming service is top-notch; my Velociraptor now looks runway-ready! - Paul R.
Deceased Customer, Eaten by Velociraptor
Transporting my Stegosaurus was stress-free thanks to Michael's excellent service. - Emily S.
Happy Customer
Unearth the prehistoric fun with Michael's Poaching Extravaganza Inc. Our dinos will make you roarin' to go!
Be a Jurassic VIP with Our Loyalty Program
Of Guests Survive. Most guests leave with souvenirs... and a limp. (VIPs get armor-plated safari scooters and a polite T-Rex escort.)
Of Dinos don't wake up while you're eating them. Almost all of them don’t wake up mid-meal.(Non-VIPs occasionally have to wrestle their entrées back into submission.)
Of non VIP customers escape to a helicopter during stampede. Helicopters don’t wait for economy-class passengers. (VIPs also get complimentary anti-raptor flares.)
Reach out to us to start your dino-filled adventure today. Don't be a dino-sore, contact us now!
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