Its Poaching Time!!

Welcome to Michael's Poaching Extravaganza Inc.!

Discover the most prehistoric deals on dinosaurs with us. From T-Rex to Velociraptors, we've got it all!

Our Dino Services

Explore a wide range of services including dino tracking, dino grooming, and dino transport.

Quality Dino Dining

Our world-renowned chefs are ready and happy to cook you up some dino! We use other people's pets to cook our meals!

Expert Dino Grooming

Give your dino the pampering it deserves with our expert grooming services, making them the envy of the Mesozoic.

Safe Dino Hunting

We have the best teams of lawyers ready to make sure no one infringes on your rights to kill endangered animals!

Customer Roarviews

See what our clients have to say about their lethal experiences with us.

I never thought I could afford my own T-Rex until I found Michael's! Now I can easily poach these endangered animals anytime I like! - Jane P.

Daniel Mitchell

Happy Customer

The dino grooming service is top-notch; my Velociraptor now looks runway-ready! - Paul R.

Emily Parker

Deceased Customer, Eaten by Velociraptor 

Transporting my Stegosaurus was stress-free thanks to Michael's excellent service. - Emily S.

Rares Toma

Happy Customer

Discover Our Dino-riffic Advantages

Unearth the prehistoric fun with Michael's Poaching Extravaganza Inc. Our dinos will make you roarin' to go!

Be a Jurassic VIP with Our Loyalty Program

72% -

Of Guests Survive. Most guests leave with souvenirs... and a limp. (VIPs get armor-plated safari scooters and a polite T-Rex escort.)

98% -

Of Dinos don't wake up while you're eating them. Almost all of them don’t wake up mid-meal.(Non-VIPs occasionally have to wrestle their entrées back into submission.)

11% -

Of non VIP customers escape to a helicopter during stampede. Helicopters don’t wait for economy-class passengers. (VIPs also get complimentary anti-raptor flares.)

Get in Touch

Reach out to us to start your dino-filled adventure today. Don't be a dino-sore, contact us now!

Phone

+334-740-1982

Location

Huntsville, AL 35899

Event Time

9:00 AM-20:00 PM

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